…when I think of all the poor billionaires wandering the streets in their Lexus, or Benz, yearning to create jobs for all the smelly groundlings, like me, but unable to do it, because they don’t have enough in tax cuts yet to do their divine work of proving that the gospel of prosperity is real. How will they fulfill their holy promise to God of teaching that the Holy Father rewards those who believe with the riches of the earth? How will they finally prove that Jesus was a Capitalist despite the fake news gospels, when all we do, the poor that is, is whine and cry about unrestrained Capitalism being unfair. Help them, Oh Lord! Help them Republicans! You are the true believers! You are the keepers of the Holy Faith!